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SEE IT ALL! THE FIGHTS - THE SEX - THE WEIRD STUFF THAT CBS WON'T SHOW YOU
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POWER STATUS
Chima is Head of Household
Russell & Lydia are nominated
Kevin won the veto
Have-nots are Jeff, Michele, Lydia, Kevin
AMERICA'S CHOICE
Who should win Coup d'Etat and have the power to overturn noms once in the next two weeks?
> Jeff - didn't use Week 1
Which additional food item should the Have-nots get with slop?
> Liver & limes
RATINGS WATCH
Thursday eviction show was 2nd for the hour with a 4.2 rating and 8 share, behind 'So You Think You Can Dance' finale on FOX with 5.0/9, and ahead of '30 Rock' rerun on NBC with 2.2/4, and 'Grey's Anatomy' rerun on ABC with 2.1/4.
Have's watch their movie on Sunday
Veto meeting is Monday
CBS shows are Sundays at 8, Tuesdays at 9, and live evictions Thursdays at 8
Ross (The Intern) Mathews does post-eviction shows every Friday
Express Lunch with MissyZ and BB8 Chelsia Hart is on SuperPass Thursdays & Fridays at noon Pacific/3pm Eastern. Call-in number is 1-877-576-3348.
I've about given up on weekly visits from Craig Ferguson, and am sad he'll never know about Jessie hanging up on his voice mail without leaving a message.
LIVE FEEDS HIGHLIGHTS
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BB11 daily index - BB10 daily index
FAQ
Comps determine living conditions. The losers live in the Jail room with lights always on cold water showers, and slop.
Viewer votes determine one additional food item the sloppers can have.
Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.
Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.
Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).
The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.
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Sunny side scramble
You have to admit I've been pretty good about not subjecting you to food close-ups this time, but I couldn't pass up this food/action shot combo as Natalie was coached by Kevin about making scrambled eggs while they waited for the veto comp.. they played in it along with Jeff, Chima, and her nominees.. Natalie thought it might be gross foods, and announced she'd lose if so - she's pretty good about setting up those type of announcements ahead of timeKevin won the comp, which included eggs (so this pic isn't entirely unrelated to the day after all) plus bonus chicken suits.. Chima had pre-announced he can't use the veto should he win it, and he & Lydia told her after the comp that he'd "honor her wishes" - they figure they have enough votes to keep her safe without the cabat cadoo, which they can only guess about - but most have guessed it's Jeff's
Not much else happened: Russell pitched another acting job, Jessie got drunk (but remember, he famously does not drink), last night's failed plot to blame Michele for spreading anti-Jeff propaganda was redirected to blaming Russell and this time it took, Queen Chima held court all night in her throne room, Kevin & Lydia fought, and Jeff was not much fun at all thanks to everyone who voted for him and gave him this lofty responsibility to dwell on - he did however refer to Michele as Kookoo Magoo at one point
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Feeds highlights
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8/8 - 2.40pm - Quads - Kevin & Lydia visit Chima after the veto comp
8/8 - 2.45pm - F3/4 - Russell makes a pitch to Jessie and suggests he start acting - Jessie whispers aloud to himself afterward (a first)
8/8 - 5.55pm - F1/2 - Michele & Jeff about last night's said/she said
8/8 - 10.30pm - F3/4 - Lydia & Kevin fight
8/8 - 11.05pm - F1/2 - Jeff & Jordan about getting Jessie out
8/9 - 1.45am - F1/2 - Drunken Jessie and his unicorn theory
8/9 - 2.02am - F1 - More drunken Jessie
8/9 - 3.00am - F1/2 - Jeff & Jordan practice telepathy
Random caps of the day
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Daily Ratings - Run Away Hide edition
Ratings are based on entertainment value
  
They better give us Jeff tomorrow when the others see their movie, but knowing them, we'll get Lydia crying to Kevin. Could someone please tell the novice weekend crew that people like Braden and Keesha are fair game to be mentioned? Then again, I don't really mind all the fishies anymore, since they're a lot more entertaining than these hamsters. We spend more time with them so we know them better, and their storylines are a lot more believable. |
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Team BrainHEAD OF HOUSEHOLD I hope Jeff does use the cabat cadoo on Thursday just to see her go ballistic on live tv - we know she's got it in her. And the afters when the feeds come back could be the fight of the season. Meanwhile, watch for her carrying the keybox on Sunday's show - it weighs almost as much as she does.lol |
 
Team JockHOLDS COUP d'ETAT Everyone who contributed to his 11.6 million votes is guilty of breaking our fun guy.. I hope you're happy now. |
  
Team Jock Won: $2,500'Obsolete', drunk and sloppy. After tonight's performance, I could see him becoming a career drunk. |
  
Team PopularShe's been sucked into Jeff's grouchy vortex a lot, but she keeps coming up roses. Too bad the feedmasters sent her story about pouring gasoline on fireworks to fishies because that sounded like a fun time. |
 
Team Offbeat Won: $5,000HOLDS VETO He seems to think he's in thick with the Girlpower Alliance - doesn't he know the gay guy is always the first to get cut? Just ask Beau. |
 
Team Offbeat Won: Plasma TVNOMINATED Nope, I'm convinced Paul & Heather McCartney did not hire an untrained 21-year-old girl covered with tattoos as a nanny - they don't seem like the type to invite kidnap & ransom demands to me. (Insert joke about Heather here if you like.) However, since a photo of little Beatrice McCartney and a hand with Lydia's tattoos is floating around out there, there seems to be some connection. My guess is they hired her to read Harry Potter to Beatrice once a week or something, maybe through a family connection - she seems to come from money. |
 
Team BrainAnother Saturday night and Michele spent it scrubbing the bathroom again. Well, I guess it beats getting beat up on by all and sundry, but not by a lot. |
 
Team JockWhat a fashion plate she's becoming, with her Unabomber look on top and Ronald McDonald on the bottom. |
 
Team Jock Won: $10,000NOMINATED He's got more acting gigs going on in there than he's got co-stars, and nobody can keep up with them. Who's writing all these scripts for him anyway? Take note of the new drinking game, and apologize in advance to your liver. |
   Team Brain Won: Nothing He looked great on paper but his BB expertise was more stats & CBS versions than anything practical - he obviously missed the start of BB10 or he wouldn't have duplicated Brian's suicidal game. He played a dirty game that included a Michele smear campaign, but Natalie did most of the dirty work he took credit for. He exiled himself a couple times, didn't share his HOH camera, talked non-stop (usually about himself), and generated more hate around the BB interwebs than most. |
   Team Offbeat - Won: 1 week banana gig Videos of him & Jessie together surfaced early and their covert partnership ran the house for two weeks, but that deal expired after the Ronnie Mutiny was forgotten and Casey was blamed for Natalie's hinky vote. His quick wit provided memorable one-liners on a daily basis, and they only got better from both Angry Banana and Sad Banana. He came in like an aging Mike Boogie but he got past that, earning lots of fans thanks to his humor, his laid back style, and his ability to not take it all so seriously. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team. |
  BB10 Brian Hart Team Brain
 BB8 Jessica Hughbanks Team Popular
 BB5/7 Michael Cowboy Ellis Team Offbeat |
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LINES OF THE DAY
Russell to Jessie: If you want to slander me, whatever.. you gotta pull off an acting job
Kevin: It only occurred to me while sleeping
Big Brother: Jessie, your microphone is dragging
Russell: Hopefully we get something to drink tonight
Jeff: Hopefully not!
Jessie: My face is numb right now
Kevin: It's called playing a game! We're not on 'Real World'!
Kevin: ..almost practically verbatim..
Jeff: I blank the sheriff
Jordan: I pissed off the sheriff?
Russell to Jessie: If you want to slander me, whatever.. you gotta pull off an acting job
Kevin: It only occurred to me while sleeping
Big Brother: Jessie, your microphone is dragging
Russell: Hopefully we get something to drink tonight
Jeff: Hopefully not!
Jessie: My face is numb right now
Kevin: It's called playing a game! We're not on 'Real World'!
Kevin: ..almost practically verbatim..
Jeff: I blank the sheriff
Jordan: I pissed off the sheriff?
LINKS OF THE DAY
Flashback to fun
BB10 - July 15 - 1am - F1/2
It's far better than anything these current dweebs are capable of
Hamsterwatch BB11 Links
includes 27 hamster Twitters,
merchandise, and dozens of BB sites
Flashback to fun
BB10 - July 15 - 1am - F1/2
It's far better than anything these current dweebs are capable of
Hamsterwatch BB11 Links
includes 27 hamster Twitters,
merchandise, and dozens of BB sites
Click to see my full list of BB11 links
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Hamsterwatch Twitter - Twitpic
Hamsterwatch Chatroom
Hamsterwatch Forum
BB adult/explicit links - already updated for BB11!
CBS Big Brother 11 the official site
DogDave BB11 aka Aldav scouts all the BB sites so you don't have to: all the news, edgy stuff & the best mini-recaps in town
Attw x's houseguest tributes all seasons fun & reference by BB's number one fan
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BuddyTV - Big Brother 11 TV supersite with news, articles, discussions
EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
-Jessie & Casey
Sex events: 4 Lydia/Jessie
Makeout pairings: 0
Nominee speech scorchers: 3
-Chima, Casey, Ronnie
Major fights: 8
-Natalie vs. Jeff
-'Beaner' race wars starring
Braden/Kevin/Lydia/Jeff/Jordan
-Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
-Post-Braden eviction blowout
Chima/Natalie/Michele
-Everyone vs. Ronnie
-Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
-Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
-Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele
Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden
Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima
'The Soup' mentions: 4 of 5 Fridays
-Wedgie comp + Jessie
-Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
-Jordan's time-telling
-Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)
