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SEE IT ALL! THE FIGHTS - THE SEX - THE WEIRD STUFF THAT CBS WON'T SHOW YOU
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POWER STATUS
Jeff is Head of Household
Jeff veto'd off Kevin
Natalie & Russell are nominated
Russell & Michele are Have-nots
AMERICA'S CHOICE
Which additional food item should Have-nots get with slop?
> Churros & chitlins
RATINGS WATCH
Sunday's show was first for the hour with a 2.5 rating and 8 share, ahead of 'Who Wants to Be a Millionaire' on ABC with 1.5/5, 'Til Death' on FOX with 1.0/4, and 'Merlin' on NBC with 1.0/3.
Definite tension - possible fights
Picture-taking Wednesday
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FAQ
Finale is September 15 - two hours
The official story is Chima was booted. We will never know the complete true story: it was all behind fishies
Jeff won the Coup d'Etat in a public vote and used it to replace Chima's noms (Lydia & Russell) with Jessie & Natalie
Food comps determine living conditions: the losers lived in the Jail room with lights always on (now over); cold water showers, and slop.
Viewer votes determine one additional food item the sloppers can have.
Teams are over. There were four teams: Populars, Jocks, Brainiacs, and Offbeats.
Teamies of the HOH could not be nominated, but they could compete in the next week's HOH comp.
Hamsters earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester. It's possible Jessie gets more (BB7 All-Stars did).
The habitat has 52 cameras and 80 mics.
The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.
Sadly, Craig Ferguson was not recycled back in this year.
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Another fight for the sidebar tally
Jeff went through with his plan and took Kevin off the block, replacing him with RussellFeeds came back to Jeff & Russell mouthing off at each other with threats of violence in the jury house.. Jeff won this match easily in my opinion, since he interspersed his threats with his usual one-liners.. Natalie gleefully ran off to fetch Jordan, who also got in on the action for a minute
Once again it died down as suddenly as it started, and that was that.. Russell went to work on Kevin and Natalie buzzed around planting little seeds, like she does.. Jeff & Jordan set to studying for future comps, using paper towels and Q-tips to count the bottles in the wall in the gym/spa/green room (don't ask me).. Jeff grilled some burgers, without incident
Showtime may have lost a few viewers since it started with corpses for a half hour or longer, but things picked up a bit as all six sat around the backyard discussing movies and reality/celebreality shows - well, Russell didn't participate a lot but he stayed out there.. later in the greenlight Jeff went on a few rants about both Russell and Michele, but Jordan talked him down.. it's a long time til Thursday
Feeds highlights
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8/24 - 1.08pm - F1/2 - Jeff versus Russell after the veto meeting
8/24 - 4.15pm - F1/2 - Russell works Kevin
8/24 - 4.42pm - F3/4 - Michele visits Jeff for post-veto checkin and Russell bashing
8/24 - 6.00pm - F1/2 - Russell works Kevin some more
8/25 - 12.20am - Quads - Natalie's age comes up with all present - and goes nowhere
8/25 - 1.45am - F3/4 - Jeff rants about Michele
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Daily Ratings - The Backdoor Opens Up edition
Ratings are based on entertainment value
  
The end of a season usually speeds up so fast it makes your head spin, but I'm really wishing two or three of them would start up the pig latin again or toss some mics into the pool, because this season is ready to be put to bed. Seriously. |
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Team Jock Won: Hawaii tripHEAD OF HOUSEHOLD In his haste to not count jury votes before their time (hey Jeff, it's time!) he probably blundered himself out of a possible half a million bucks today by opening the backdoor for somebody in his own Final Four alliance, but that's what hamsters do. He'll get his wake-up call if/when Natalie or Russell win HOH and send him out, and that'll be that. He gets easy ups for running his usual comedy during today's fight, because it's not easy to pull that off while threatening to stab somebody in the neck. |
 
Team PopularShe got into the fight a bit (after Natalie ran to get her) but while she stood up to Russell, she really didn't bring much to the table. She's more amusing when she's telling TMI stories, being ditzy, and enjoying her sandwiches, cookie dough and candy with the relish she does. At one time she seemed like she could read people better than most, but somehow any oddness about former stranger Natalie suddenly becoming her BFF seems to have escaped her radar. |
 
Team Offbeat Won: $10,000He's happy he's the one who was taken down to make space for Russell, but why was he? If they really wanted to send Russell to Paradise©, going up against Kevin would have been a surer bet than Natalie. But again, that's hamsters for you. He's talking more now than he used to simply because there's so few of them left, and some of his stories are sort of interesting, but he's still a far cry from that guy who wears his clothes in Diary. |
  
Team BrainI barely saw her and didn't even bother getting a new cap for today. I don't think she was around for the fight, and it took her over three hours to check in with Jeff after it all went down. And then she slept. I expect Russell to shmooze her half the night - he's been doing that the last few nights anyway - and I can only hope it takes. She's been gunning for Natalie for weeks anyway.. now's her chance to make a play and get rid of her once and for all, and make feedsters everywhere cheer. |
 
Team Jock Won: Phone callNOMINATED She's entirely too happy & cocky about staying on the block, even though it means her plan worked. I'm not counting any chickens yet though: her age lie and her hinky vote are coming up entirely too often lately, out of the blue, and I'm counting on everything to come out before Thursday. Evicting her now would also give CBS a juicy jury house showmangle scenario to stage and edit into the remaining shows. |
 
Team Jock Won: $10,000, MassageNOMINATED He was good in today's fight but I don't think his heart was really in it: he stayed seated while hurling death threats, and that isn't like our fighter guy's usual fake fights. He's squeaked through a lot of close calls so far - can he do it again? I'm tempted to nap til Thursday to find out. His only hope at this point is if Natalie's carefully constructed house of cards flutters down around her - but that would require the others to notice how full of poop her stories are, and they don't seem capable of doing that. |
    Team Offbeat Won: Plasma TV, 1 week Captain Unitard She gave HJs & a condom event for safety, then seemed to really be crushing on Jessie - against all odds. She whined, fake-cried & babytalked too much, was volatile, and the only creative one, making an amazing trashbag suit and Play-doh creations. She shlurred her screams about her catsuit costume but later wore it without complaint, and well. She may have been a damage control exit due to Mills-McCartney Nannygate but we'll never know for sure. |
   Team Brain Won: Nothing She began as a sympathetic character with her horrific story and positive outlook about it, and then things got weird. She flirted with Russell, planned a fake fight with him that happened exactly as scripted, and then they appeared to be mortal enemies. She had a raging and ultimately fatal case of HOH-itis and her hard fall from that was on live TV. With her subsequent nom she got petty, bitter & rebellious, and then she vanished. But she's a strong, smart woman and she'll survive this too. |
   Team Jock Won: $2,500 He showed up again uninvited and pretty much killed the feeds for those who were glad to see him leave last year. This time he had a new chin, only talked about himself again, got pink toenails, lost weight, mangled more words, got (at least) four HJs and one condom event with Lydia, all while playing he was Natalie's BFF. He went on Hamsterwatch ignore early during this second stint, and once again got his empty wheel before his time, so I don't have much more to say except hallelujah, he's gone! |
   Team Brain Won: Nothing He looked great on paper but his BB expertise was more stats & CBS versions than anything practical - he obviously missed the start of BB10 or he wouldn't have duplicated Brian's suicidal game. He played a dirty game that included a Michele smear campaign, but Natalie did most of the dirty work he took credit for. He exiled himself a couple times, didn't share his HOH camera, talked non-stop (usually about himself), and generated more hate around the BB interwebs than most. |
   Team Offbeat - Won: 1 week banana gig Videos of him & Jessie together surfaced early and their covert partnership ran the house for two weeks, but that deal expired after the Ronnie Mutiny was forgotten and Casey was blamed for Natalie's hinky vote. His quick wit provided memorable one-liners on a daily basis, and they only got better from both Angry Banana and Sad Banana. He came in like an aging Mike Boogie but he got past that, earning lots of fans thanks to his humor, his laid back style, and his ability to not take it all so seriously. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing She was the star of the first CBS eps although she was barely in there. Her boobies were a show in themselves, and she protested way too much about the attention they got (usually while thrusting them at anyone handy). Mostly she was a miseryguts, glaring & pouting, and claiming to have everything figured out like BB9 Allison but with Shelley Duvall's voice. Her face-off with Jessie was memorable thanks to 'let me get down to your level', 'you're not the boss of me' and 'thrown under the river'. |
   Team Popular - Won: Nothing His nekkid pics got out before the premiere, he said Julie's a ho, and he started a race riot in there - but his target Kevin wasn't offended by the words as much as that they hadn't been buddies. The habitat went nuts waffling about his eviction vote (vs Chima) but he was barely involved, although he did provide the fodder for her most shocking nominee speech ever. Despite all that, Braden turned out to be a funny hamster and a great third to the Jeff & Jordan comedy team. |
  BB10 Brian Hart Team Brain
 BB8 Jessica Hughbanks Team Popular
 BB5/7 Michael Cowboy Ellis Team Offbeat |
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LINES OF THE DAY
Russell to Jeff, if both go to jury: I will fucking mop your face all up & down the fucking ground
Jeff: If you make a fucking move, I'll cut your motherfucking throat
Russell: She's gonna fight your battles? That's cute
Russell: Does she fight your battles for you? Does she wear the pants?
Jeff: Yes
Jordan: I'm not a sidekick
Jeff: I really thought you were more of a man to handle something like that
Jeff: All right dude, could you get this over with? Could you get this out of your system?
Jeff: You're a mean motherfucker for no reason
Kevin: Dude, my butt hurts
Natalie: Yes America, you just saw Operation LML a complete success
Natalie: When people told me to stop talking to Ronnie, I didn't stop talking to Ronnie
Jeff about Russell: Maybe you're dumb, because you think about Final Two when there's six people left here
Jordan: Didn't the game look a lot easier on TV than it is here?
Kevin: Ronnie probably controls all these message boards and bullshit
Jeff: Crooked toe Michele - dude, her pinkie toe makes me sick, I want to chop it off
Jordan: What's wrong with it?
Jeff: I don't know, it makes me sick.. she makes me sick now, I hate her
Jeff about Russell: He's gotta run his fucking mouth in here and I gotta be the bigger person.. I fucking hate being the bigger person, I'd rather be the smaller person and fucking bash his face right the fuck in
Jeff: I have to get off the bitter bus
Russell to Jeff, if both go to jury: I will fucking mop your face all up & down the fucking ground
Jeff: If you make a fucking move, I'll cut your motherfucking throat
Russell: She's gonna fight your battles? That's cute
Russell: Does she fight your battles for you? Does she wear the pants?
Jeff: Yes
Jordan: I'm not a sidekick
Jeff: I really thought you were more of a man to handle something like that
Jeff: All right dude, could you get this over with? Could you get this out of your system?
Jeff: You're a mean motherfucker for no reason
Kevin: Dude, my butt hurts
Natalie: Yes America, you just saw Operation LML a complete success
Natalie: When people told me to stop talking to Ronnie, I didn't stop talking to Ronnie
Jeff about Russell: Maybe you're dumb, because you think about Final Two when there's six people left here
Jordan: Didn't the game look a lot easier on TV than it is here?
Kevin: Ronnie probably controls all these message boards and bullshit
Jeff: Crooked toe Michele - dude, her pinkie toe makes me sick, I want to chop it off
Jordan: What's wrong with it?
Jeff: I don't know, it makes me sick.. she makes me sick now, I hate her
Jeff about Russell: He's gotta run his fucking mouth in here and I gotta be the bigger person.. I fucking hate being the bigger person, I'd rather be the smaller person and fucking bash his face right the fuck in
Jeff: I have to get off the bitter bus
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EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY
Hamsters who met before BB11: 2
-Jessie & Casey
Sex events: 5 - Lydia/Jessie
Makeout pairings: ½ - Jeff/Jordan
Nominee speech scorchers: 3
-Chima, Casey, Ronnie
Premature exits: 1 - Chima
Major fights: 11
-Natalie vs. Jeff
-'Beaner' race wars starring
Braden/Kevin/Lydia/Jeff/Jordan
-Laura vs. Jessie plus Natalie
-Post-Braden eviction blowout
Chima/Natalie/Michele
-Everyone vs. Ronnie
-Russell vs. Chima (3 fake rounds)
-Kevin vs. Ronnie (2 rounds)
-Russell, Natalie, Chima vs. Michele
-Russell vs. Jessie (kooky ending)
-Lydia vs. Michele plus Natalie & Jeff
-Russell vs. Jeff plus Jordan
Naughty past that may have surprised the producers: 1 - Braden
Shocking true stories: 1 - Chima
'The Soup' mentions: 6 of 7 Fridays
-Wedgie comp + Jessie
-Technotronics (Clip of the Week)
-Jordan's time-telling
-Lydia stalks Jessie (Clip of the Week)
-Lydia's raccoon & Ronnie's speech
-Creepy eulogy & Chima's drowned mic
BBQ SMACKDOWN SCORECARD
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0
Big Brother 11
Round 1: BBQ 0, Jeff 0
Big Brother 10
No title events
Big Brother 9 Winter Edition
Round 1: BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Round 2, BBQ ½, Adam 0
Round 3, BBQ ½, Ryan 0
Big Brother 8
Round 1: BBQ 1, Dick 0
Round 2: BBQ ½, Zach 0
Round 3: BBQ 0, Dick 1
Big Brother 7 All-Stars
BBQ training sabbatical
Big Brother 6
Round 1: BBQ 1, Ivette 0
Round 2: BBQ 0, Howie 0
Big Brother 5
Round 1: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Drew 0
Round 2: BBQ 1, Drew 0, Diane ½
Round 3: BBQ 1, Cowboy 1, Nakomis 0, CBS 0
