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July 27, 2011 - Day 26 - Big Brother 13 - Latest Episode - Daily Index - Chat - Forum - Help/Info - Linkage - Merchandise - Facebook - Twitpic - Twitter

This site is about the Big Brother 13 feeds and contains spoilers! It isn't necessarily thorough: it's what I catch and/or what interests me, and it isn't necessarily about who will win, who should win, who's cute or who's horrid. It's about watching hamsters: who's doing what and why. If they aren't entertaining, get rid of 'em! Thanks for encouraging my behavior. Your pal, dingo

POWER STATUS
Rachel is Head of Household
Adam & Dominic are nominated
Nobody is Have-not
Rachel's on slop (plus HOH goodies) 2 weeks from 7/16
Daniele, Porsche, Shelly have Golden Keys

BB13 DRINKING GAME
Take a swig whenever you see Porsche on the feeds - be careful, it's not as much of a chance to sober up as it used to be

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FAQ
They call Dominic PT for pre-teen, a running gag about how young he looks, and/or part-time, referring to his modeling career.

Nominations & veto will be pairs-based until there are 10 left.

The surviving partner of evictee gets one of four Golden Keys, meaning they can't be nominated or play for HOH until there are 10 left.

Dick left myseriously, off the feeds, due to 'personal reasons' per him and CBS. We may never know the full story.

CBS shows air Sundays and Wednesdays at 8pm, and live eviction Thursdays at 9pm

Big Brother After Dark airs 1-4am Thursdays and 12-3am other nights, on Showtime in USA and Global Reality in Canada

BB13 prizes are the same: $500k for the winner and $50k for 2nd place. The others still earn $750 a week including pre-show hotel and jury sequester.

The habitat has 52 cameras and 95 microphones.

The recorded Big Brother in-house announcements are the voice of producer Don Wollman.

All feeds stay on one 'scene' when someone's in Diary.

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And now, let there be blood

The simmering slop stew finally came to a boil today, starting with Kalia facing off with Brendon around 12.50pm, and then the House Meeting idea was revived and actually came to pass around 1.15pm, resulting in the first tally item for Major Fights for this season, and possibly the first ever to take place in the kitchen

Rachel was blogging in HOH for much of it (and Brendon said to the others that made it a good time for the Meeting - bad move for him when she finds out).. Brendon and Jordan wanted "everybody" (except Rachel) to attend - Daniele & Shelly sat out the first part in the chrome room but listening of course, and Adam & Porsche listened from the safety of the lounge.. Rachel came down and had a camera on her for most of it, even though she was largely silent - Daniele still didn't have one on her except for a couple quick shots

Once again, most of it revolved around who started Operation Backdoor Jeff, and then it got good: Jeff got loud, Kalia threw out a "fuck you!", Lawon banged on the counter and said he'll strut around in the bathrobe when he wins HOH (and apologized for hollering right after he did), Daniele & Shelly made their way to the fray, Rachel finally chimed in, and then it moved from Daniele versus Brendon to the main event, Daniele versus Jeff

As always, it all wrapped with some hugs, rehashes here & there throughout the habitat.. oh, and Daniele telling Dominic all about Penisgate at 4.23pm - earlier today, Brendon told Shelly all about it from his perspective, in depth, at 10.15am

The blood's here

Also today: Brendon told Rachel she's "still suffering from post-traumatic Big Brother disorder"; Brendon compared Daniele to Hitler; Shelly cleaned; Kalia continued to parannoy her brains out; I thought Franklin was found, hidden by Dominic, but it turned out to be a tinfoil version that had been ruined - Brendon set to making another; they did a mock Julie interview so Dominic knows what to expect; Kalia retold Dumblegate to Dominic with Daniele's help, all these days later; Jordan pluck-whirred Jeff's nosehairs in excruciating close-up; Jordan found some spider bites; Adam packed, and later stepped on some glass and bled a little; Porsche's in the game; and Shelly still owns them all (in my opinion).. they were locked in all evening/night, with metal clanging sounds in the backyard - that spells endurance to me

Ratings - Rachel Redux special edition

Ratings are based on Rachel and her second blog of the season (slightly influenced, perhaps unfairly, by her blogs of last season)

They forgot to say my fiansay spelled the same long word as on my other season HOW DID HE DO THAT!!! it shows how smart he is. oh-em-gee I lovvvveeeee them so much! they alwyas call me into dr and make me talk about me, my favorite subject except chemistry and my Buki. mostly they ask about my buki this week and of coarse i <3 him!!! they wanted to no why he took over my hoh but he didnt!! he would NEVER DO THAT we're engaged and their giving us a WEEDING SHOW becuz we came on my show again its in writing!!! i dont care if he tells me im emotinal becuz I AM!!! he is better than me at meeting and fights and decisions and life and im glad i jammed his scabby old knees the other night!!!! opps dont tell him. hey why didnt they show his scabbies coming off in the our bubble bath on cbs on their show wensday??? its my show.
Paired with Dominic NOMINATED Why is he still hear?? i keep nominnating him but he keeps being hear with his shinny head and his wierd beard and his dumb bacon shirtz. I WANTED HIM GONE OUT OF MY SHOW!!! hes old and loud butt he's still hear!! hey who's HOH was htis anyway?	Paired with Rachel he's my little buki and i luv him. he tells me i have to listen to him so i do sometimes but sometimes he makes me sad, but thats okay hes my fiansay so he can. and hes smart. when i kicked his knees it was on axxident. really. i luve him. ok i luv him but i kicked him cuz he was meany that night. dont tell him.
Paired with Shelly She started off okay and had Dominic in her pocket, but Shelly befriended her so well that when they were both nominated, Cassi just laid down and died. She complained a lot, failed to fulfill her catfight potential, and was the third model in a row to be booted out second. She had the best Mirror-Face since BB5/7 Jase.	Paired with Dick GOLDEN KEY TICKET I HATE HER OMG OMG OG OMG she thinks this is HER show or something??? im sorry but this is MY SHOW she has to SHUT HER MOUTH AND not win teh enduranse becuz if she wins it might make her think its her show even more!! im gonna poke her so she falls off first. shes a suckybus.
Paired with Daniele We haven't had a premiere night no-show since BB9 Jacob, and we haven't had a mysterious early exit since BB9 Neil. These pairs twist seasons just seem to complicate things for production. No real word yet on why Dick's gone (and there may never be) but he sure was looking rough in the premiere.	Paired with Adam NOMINATED i dont even know who this guy is but hes always showing up in the spotlite when its MY TURN TO TALK TO JULIE CHIN!!! im the hoh and he just shows up and takes over. i dont even know who he is or why he's on my show.
Paired with Jordan he was sposed to let me backdoor him and i dont think i can do it now? why dont thye play right on my show?? hes kinda cute. ooopsie daisy dont tell buki i said that.	Paired with Jeff i didnt know her befour and now i do, shes cute but kind of dumb? what kind of easy word is littel ITS A SPEELING BEE!!! at least i made a long word becuz its my show and im the STAR!!! i think she likes me (who doesnt???) i think were besties foreverrrrr now!!! wait what did she say about me?
Paired with Lawon WHATS HER DEAL shes always crying and whispring and today she picked on my BUKI and i wasnt even there becuz i had to type my bloggie for you to read about me. hey who are you? are you stocking me????? OMG BUKI I HAVE A STOCKER!!!!!	Paired with Porsche He claimed to be a fan since BB1 but even watching only CBS, he clearly wasn't paying attention: who throws a veto comp when they're on the block? He went in with a clearly outlined womanizing strategy which failed miserably, he set off another BB Weinergate, and he panicked himself right out the door.
Paired with Kalia totally freeking wierdo.	Paired with Keith GOLDEN KEY i pretend to like her becuz me and buki I MEAN BRENDON he doesnt like me to say buki in publick need her voting on OUR SIDE becuz its my show but i hate her. shes pretty and guys like her and she wants to be a star. IM THE STAR HERE
Paired with Brendon HEAD OF HOUSEHOLD THATS ME!!! see where it says head Of Houshold? that's me!! im the best player in big brother HISTORY!!!! i wishs i had some taqueela. i was vegas once.	Paired with Cassi GOLDEN KEY she's old and stuff but shes really NICE to me and not just becuz its my show. she really likes me and tells me things like STAY CALM when i win something and STAY QUITE when i lose something but thats dumb becaus i never lose ITS MY SHOW DONT YOU GET IT??? i know how to spell mousturizer i just got soap in my eyes.

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RATINGS WATCH
Wednesday's show remained in first place with 6.6 million viewers, 3.9 rating and 7 share, just ahead of 'So You Think You Can Dance' on FOX with 6/3.7/7, 'Minute to Win It' on NBC with 4.7/2.8/5, and 'The Middle' and 'Modern Family' reruns on ABC with 4/2.7/5 and 4.05/2.6/5 respectively.
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News & updates

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Nobody knows what the twist will be until Julie tells us. It could easily just be the end of duos and they play as singles, as she told us on the premiere, or we could have Revive-a-Hamster, Golden Keys opening boxes, you name it. We'll know soon enough.

It's almost a certainty that Keith & Cassi have been sequestered for possible future revival twistage. There were some vague whisperings about Diary pushing for Jeff to be backdoored this week but since that didn't happen, they might just spring Cassi & Keith like they did Annie & Monet last year. Or not - time will tell.

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LINES OF THE DAY

Jeff on the show: It's another spelling competition and I know what you all are thinking

Daniele on the show about Dominic: We have a love/hate relationship - he loves me and I hate him

Narrator: How will the houseguests react when another twist shakes up the game?

Kalia: We've been here for fucking three weeks and it's already hell!

Daniele to Rachel: You're an idiot
Daniele to Brendon: Stop stuttering

Jeff: You're a fuckin loser anyway
Daniele: You're real mature

Dominic: Most homeschoolers are socially awkward

Brendon about Daniele: I wanted something original so I called her Judas

LINKS OF THE DAY

Brendon showed his junk again - not safe for work, children, or prudes

Rachel's HOH blog

B-Side Blog with Wednesday's show

CBS isn't even trying anymore all the noobs turned into Alan Cumming

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All my BB 13 links merchandise, other BB sites, everyone's Twitter.

Some of the best of the best:
DogDave BB13
Attwx Remembers Big Brother
I Hate Big Brother
Hamsterwatch swag shirts, mugs, more
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CBS BB East Coast live feed

EXTRACURRICULAR TALLY

Sex events: 2
Brendon/Rachel 7/25 3.10am
Brendon/Rachel 7/11 3.32am

Major fights: 1
Brendon, Kalia, Jeff, Daniele, Rachel, plus supporting players 7/27 12.50pm

Noteworthy fights: 3
Daniele vs Brendon 7/25 10.55am
Rachel vs Cassi 7/17 8.25pm
Brendon vs Rachel (ongoing)

Beyond BB scandals: 1
Jeff & Dumbledoregate

Premature exits: 1 Dick

Absentee hamsters: 1 Jason

CBS goofs: 12
- All noobs are Alan Cumming
- Called noms 'eviction ceremony'
- Cassi's exit interview bla bla bla
- Survivor Jenna Morasca at ComicCon in Jordan's HOH pics
- Cassi misspelled by Allison Grodner
- Golden Ticket Holder 7/17 show
- Julie congratulating Jordan for her 'first HOH win' 7/14 show
- Forgot to move Julie to The Talk (fixed)
- Labeling Jeff as Dominic (fixed)
- Premature show schedule (fixed)
- 3am wrong trivia screen
- Typo 'Evil' Dick
(I'm not even tracking out-of-sequences on the CBS shows or the Showtime crawl errors)

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