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Ratings - Waiting for Euthanasia edition

They'll have a packed finale with a lot to cram into 90 minutes: they have to show Part 1 Mixer, Part 2, check in with all the early evictees, greet the jurors, show them discussing the finalists, Part 3 Q&A and evict someone (likely Adam), send him to a jury stool and hand him a question, jury questions for the finalists, insert seven keys for Julie to later remove dramatically, and crown a winner. They might also show Kalia & Jordan arriving at the jury house, some F3 chats or their Friday night dinner, possibly a few retrospective clips, maybe out some things like the various thefts and Muscle Milk tampering, along with lots & lots of commercials. I wonder if they'll be watching the viewer stats for the new season of Big Brother UK on its new channel. If it does well, they might decide to cut out the feeds for BB14 like UK has done this year. We do cause them a lot of problems, especially now that most everyone's on Twitter and no secret stays quiet for more than 30 seconds. Unlike CBS, BB UK has always edited accurately in the past, but our Powers That Be would probably like the opportunity to make this show like all their others, without anyone being the wiser. Time will tell.
Paired with Dominic Shelly - GOLDEN KEY Won: One week elf suit, clothes He's catching a lot of flak out here but isn't he the non-actormodel, 'regular person' most have wanted to see on there? Sure, he'd have a better chance of going to finals if he told each of the girls they'd lose his finals vote if they evict him, but he's not that guy. He's made no enemies these many weeks, and that's pretty rare in Big Brother. He's in good position to get the $25k (it's CBS viewers and/or CBS who decide that) and that would give him almost as good a paycheck as 2nd place when added to his stipend. He was a good sport about it all evening, but he sat outside alone a good long time after the girls went to sleep, beating himself up.	Paired with Keith Kalia - GOLDEN KEY Won: $5,000, clothes WON PART 2 Kudos to her for winning what sounds like a brutal comp when she had to. It's a good thing Brendon & Daniele weren't still there or some would say it was tailored for and against their respective swimming skills. If Porsche's in finals, and it looks like she will be, I'll go ahead and call Daniele & Kalia giving her their vote, and possibly Shelly, with the others giving the win to Rachel. If by some fluke Porsche should win the $500k, the BB interwebs might implode.
Paired with Brendon Jordan Won: Jessie paraphernalia WON PART 1 Once again, if you'd said one year ago that Rachel would be in prime position to win Big Brother, you'd have been laughed out of town. But here she is and she's almost got $500k to put towards her dream wedding and Brendon's degree. I think Adam would have had the best shot at Part 3 'which juror said what' since he talked to everyone all season, but he probably won't get to go for it. Rachel talked to everyone too but mostly just about game, but Porsche went all summer without talking to some of them at all, so I'd say Rachel's got Part 3 and the final vote pretty much sewn up.	Paired with Jeff Rachel Won: One week catsuit + tutu, clothes She did her ditzy again but she showed some BB savvy this time as well, although she forgot many of her winning season's details. She wore the enhanced catsuit with flair and a great attitude, and continuously fingered her hair. She got fired up twice which seemed out of character for her, but so did her chest-bumping Russell. Her most surprising moment for me was her spot-on Fire Marshall Bill face, and her tooty-toot voice was hilarious.
Paired with Lawon Porsche Won: $5,000, Caribbean trip, clothes She seemed to be eating most of the time and she talked 'literally' nonstop, but it was her constant singing & resulting palms that got her on feedsters' hit lists, escalated by doggie horror stories like throwing her yorkie into a wall (8/29 11.13pm, 8/29 12.43pm). She talked a lot about making 'big moves' but her first was to nom & evict her own teamie Lawon. She later nom'd & evicted Jeff, but she didn't get the flak for it that Shelly did.	Paired with Cassi Adam - GOLDEN KEY Won: 24 hours solitary, phone call She'd said she didn't want to fill the mom role but she represented the demo well, being a friend to most of them when they were down and handing out good advice. She also bashed with the best of them, smoked and cleaned non-stop, and she introduced the hilarious stealth hammock creep. She took a lot of flak for things she did and didn't do, but she played the game the way it was designed to be played and it took them 55 days to catch on.
Paired with Jordan Won: $15,000 His sense of entitlement to be there and win was as strong as the other vets, but it didn't work out for him this time either. He went out on a bitter note but he gave us his share of funny one-liners while he lasted, especially when he was losing. He had issues with Dumbledore, was a formidable opponent for the new grill and for Adam & Shelly's cigarette supplies, he won all the cash to date, and he'll probably get yet another CBS show after this.	Paired with Dick - GOLDEN KEY/TICKET Won/used: Veto ticket She looked & acted different this time, especially when she joked & laughed which was great to see, but she failed at her former specialty of winning vetos and she went back to whining when on the block and on slop. Like all the vets, she had a sense of entitlement but she turned on them too soon, got Dominic booted, and later evicted her teamie Lawon. She shuffled her deck and almost had an 11th hour save, but it 'literally' didn't work out.
Paired with Rachel Won: 1 week revival His return was twice unwelcome, especially now that he's had a year to suck the life and Vegas out of Rachel. This time he wore superhero suits, used not-funny voices, lost a toy turtle, lectured everyone, and had big goofy smiles for Big Booty & Porsche's striptease. He had a pathetic sense of entitlement and made a giant stink about Rachel calling him Buki.	Paired with Kalia Won: nothing My favorite hamster in years, he came out with his best stuff late nights so many missed it, but he gave great Diary, wore kooky outfits and officiated at the trashbag wedding with tremendous style & flair. He caught flak for pawning himself out the door but his teamies encouraged it and put him up, so it's not all on him. He was Lawonderful with a fantastic laugh and he'll be missed.
Paired with Adam Won: nothing He was the first casualty of Daniele's too hard/too fast strategy but he didn't help himself by not brushing up more on how BB works. He told a lot of pointless lies about his modeling, schooling, virginity and then fessed up to them, which might have come back to bite him anyway. His adolescent jokes & behavior did nothing for me.	Paired with Shelly Won: nothing She started off okay and had Dominic in her pocket, but Shelly befriended her so well that when they were both nominated, Cassi just laid down and died. She complained a lot, failed to fulfill her catfight potential, and was the third model in a row to be booted out second. She had the best Mirror-Face since BB5/7 Jase.
Paired with Porsche Won: nothing He claimed to be a fan since BB1 but even watching only CBS, he clearly wasn't paying attention: who throws a veto comp when they're on the block? He went in with a clearly outlined womanizing strategy which failed miserably, he set off another BB Weinergate, and he panicked himself right out the door.	Paired with Daniele Won: nothing We haven't had a premiere night no-show since BB9 Jacob, and we haven't had a mysterious early exit since BB9 Neil. These pairs twist seasons just seem to complicate things for production. No real word yet on why Dick's gone (and there may never be) but he sure was looking rough in the premiere.

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