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Final four

Ratings - Final Four to Three edition

Yes, it's personal. I'm still floored that they let McCrae's shoutouts go out on the air, especially the full URL for this site! Along with our good buddies Attwx.com and LoungetownPodcast.com! They've bleeped eviction speeches before and I know we all get tired of shoutouts, but when it's yourself you hear on national network tv, it's unreal. Maybe they left mine in (still intact for the west coast airing) in thanks for all the free proofreading services? Whatever the reason, I'll quote Janelle and say THANKS BB!
Won: $94.83 W: VTE Judd T: Did not use veto T: No vote (HOH) He was looking good on the skates until the rain came, and then he looked like a ragdoll marionette for a few minutes until he fell. He banged his knee hard at one point but he really had no cause to complain about it since GinaMarie was still going strong with stitches in hers. I don't think I'm up to five days of him patting himself on the back but he did play a big part in most of the evictions, so I guess he's got a right. By the way, his new shirt has gnomes and flamingoes, if you were wondering.	Won: 48 hr cone of shame, 24 hr shackled to McCrae W: No vote (nominee) T: VTE McCrae WON PART 1 Ups for winning another endurance comp, especially after the number of injuries she's sustained in the last few weeks! She was looking strong as both her teamies floundered, and she had a party squealing in the glitter after she won. Extra ups for wearing her gold comp/bike helmet for much of the night - it's the next best thing to the bubblewrap suit she needs.
Won: $10,000, Bahamas trip, 24 hr megaphone, 48 36 hr chicken W: No vote (HOH) T: No vote (nominee) I don't know how much of the comp we missed but I don't think it was a lot, and he didn't look very strong from the start. He was stepping rather than skating, and he started doing the whirlies quite a few rounds before he finally fell. I expect clown music on Sunday.	Won: $5,000, 24 hr shackled to GinaMarie W: VTE Judd T: Evicted 1-0 He's the first hardcore feedster we've had in there, and the first regular from Hamsterwatch chat! Seeing his name was a shocker but a nice one when the cast was revealed. Then he proceeded to make one newbie mistake after another, from winning the first HOH to getting sucked into a showmance, but surprisingly neither of those hurt him as much as they should, nor did being a member of the early doomed Moving Company. Unfortunately he laid around with Amanda for nearly the whole season rather than entertaining us as he promised in the first days, but maybe they'll live happy ever after, so who are we to question? He was a fun hamster when he was upright, a good sport most of the time, and he was liked by most in there and many out here (without his other half anyway). He didn't notice the Exterminators had taken over and he went out just after reaching the tiny table milestone. Thanks to McCrae, it was delivery and DiGiorno's, and he'll be remembered for creative bandanas, Olson family Christmas stories, 'nyeeah' & 'I dunno', plus sections in my Extracurricular Tally and Attwx.com's BB15 page. I'm proud to call him my pal. My pre-season prediction: -Most likely to make my day and annoy others with Hamsterwatch shoutouts. -Check
Won: $5,000, 24 hour solitary, revival, 48 36 hr chicken, 24 hr exercises Evicted 2-0 He was one of the most liked and funniest hamsters we've had in ages and his first eviction blindsided us as much as him. He seemed to be in over his head after his revival but he lasted longer than many returnees, and his Slutty Chicken was a treat. Amanda's paranoia about MVP did him in the first time, along with his own real and fake alliances, plus Helen realizing that he was on to her. J-U-Double-D Party Daugherty will be fondly remembered for becoming King Judd with his HOH, his quick wit and constant one-liners, his lucky bear shirt, and his distinctive way of speaking. He was one of two Hamsterwatchers on the same season which was beyond cool for me, but his first eviction was the reality equivalent of the Red Wedding. My pre-season prediction: -Most likely to be a sleeper fan favorite: hated at first, loved later -Maybe not so hated except by those who needed a decoder ring, but definitely loved later	Won: Sit out 1 veto comp She came in as the only casting twist but proved that she's nothing like her sister, as she was mostly unemotional and robotic. Her extensions weren't as bad as some but they landed her in #Deathrace2013 a few times anyway, and a few more times for her peculiar eyelash situation. She often made it seem like she was above it all as she talked about her wonderful life, and she was barely on the show until Helen left. Then she stepped it up and won a couple serious comps, including a Rachel-esque OTEV and a miracle save on the baseball wall. She'll be remembered for doing her yoga, including random bendy in the middle of serious convos and Candice's house meeting, her odd cadence when speaking, and for doing a classic spit-take when being harassed by Amanda. Mmm-hmmm. My pre-season prediction: -Most likely to duckface in HOH and/or photo booth pics, and most likely to outlast her shelf life. Check and check - the first is fact, the second is just my opinion
Won: 50 shades of orange She played a good game but got got by the underdogs she'd overlooked. She was loud, volatile, and shared way TMI at every opportunity, but she also brought humor and was able to laugh at herself. Sometimes. She sucked McCrae's head right out of the game but also served as a shield for him with her mouthy attitude, and she featured in most of the fights, fake rumors out here, and sex events. Most of her explosions were when she was perfectly safe, and she was often the epitome of a sore loser. She won them over one by one with brilliant people skills but then lost them with lousy social skills, and she might want to look into anger management and/or meds adjustment after this. She was extra paranoid and lousy at comps but she got spray-oranged, BB engaged, and BB married twice. My pre-season prediction: -Most likely be Diary's favorite. -Check	Won: Nothing She was Bigotgate's poster girl as it spread as far as USA Today, NY Times and international news outlets. Flipping Candice's bed didn't help, nor did her continual denial of having said anything wrong. The fact that Howard & Helen were evicted under her HOHs didn't help her rep, but they were as much game-related group decisions as they were personal. She lost most of her teamies early but she rallied and stuck til jury, largely due to winning four HOHs, making that record a six-way tie, as well as Amanda winning her over to do her dirty work. She had a fit about having her hat sat on, she drank nail polish remover, was a #Deathrace2013 contender for both roots & extensions, and her friend Clownie had a dedicated overnight feed many nights along with five suicide attempts. My pre-season prediction: -Most likely to give mirror-face, most likely to waste away on slop, and most likely to either be booted early for no reason, or go to finals against someone they all hate and win -Fail on all counts, but I don't think anyone expected what we got
Won: 2 night curfew, BBQ party She started out okay but once she won HOH, she got a raging case of HOHitis that never cleared up. Her political background helped her manipulate them but she played it too heavy, and that was her undoing with both hamsters and feedsters. She learned about teabagging and dental dams this summer, but someone needs to tell her dentists use them too. She held nail parties, orchestrated activities, cried way too many fake tears and a few real ones, reminded everyone she's a mom more than BB9 Sheila Kennedy, and she overused 'I love you' like a teenage boy trying to get laid. #STFUHelen became a thing on Twitter for a few weeks, and it even trended on her eviction show. My pre-season prediction: -Most likely to talk too much and too long. -Check and double-check	Won: Nothing She was a non-entity for most of the season other than crying over Helen's BBQ party (then going anyway) plus a knockdown drag-out with Amanda, until she got wind she was about to be evicted. Then she revved up Tropical Storm Jessie and swore she'd turn them all against each other after she left. That was fun for an afternoon and would have made her one of the most memorable hamsters of all time if she'd kept it up but alas, she fizzled, apologized, and will fade into obscurity with so many others. She had the reputation of being a man-izer but most of that happened before the feeds, and all we got was a 2-day sHOwmance with Judd. My pre-season prediction: -Most likely to find herself without an alliance. -Check, repeatedly
Won: $5,000, 1 week clown suit She laid around with Howard until he left, and then she mostly laid around by herself. She still managed to figure in many of the fights, including one during the veto comp and one during her own eviction. I think a lot of their problems with her started before the feeds did, but it's fair to say she egged it on as well. She'll be remembered for tragic life stories, being the Mad Hatter sitting on hats (or not), Keepin' It Real With Candie, her crab shack story, meeting Julie in a clownitard, and the #BlameCandice hashtag game. My pre-season prediction: -Most likely to say she's there 'for the experience' -I don't know if she said that much or not	Won: Nothing He was eloquent and animated in Diary but we didn't get that guy on the feeds. Instead he mostly laid around with Candice, held Bible study in the coach seats, and prayed in the photo booth. He isolated Candice and himself, killing both of their games, and their combined lack of awareness foiled any chance for his 11th hour save plan to succeed. He gave sudden speeches that few understood, but he wore Candice's tassel earrings and Judd's crown equally well. My pre-season prediction: -Most likely to parannoy, eventually -Fail - others freaked out for no reason more than he did
Won: Nothing She was a caboose for the mean girl train and when she wasn't straddling Jeremy, she was laying around making out with him, including in her bestie's HOH bed whenever Aaryn stepped away. She took being widowed better than GinaMarie, but she had several days to prepare for it and seemed almost proud of making 'Big Brother history' by using her veto. Otherwise she brought eyebrow adventures, and apologies when she mouthed off, which is more than some. My pre-season prediction: -Most likely to be intimidated, taken advantage of, and blindsided -Fail, although Jeremy's eviction did blindside her.. taken advantage of is subjective	Won: Permanent Have-not pass He claimed 1/16 Cherokee but he besmirched that heritage regularly, along with many others. He caused and starred in the big Winegate fight, smooched with Kaitlin while laying his hand on Aaryn's leg, wore a diaper, and mistakenly boasted he'd win every comp. He was a boy in a man's body, but his tattoos were nicer looking than most heavily tatted hamsters' have been. He'll be most remembered for being the asshat of BB15. My pre-season prediction: -Most likely to get in a fight -Check
Won: Nothing He came in saying he hoped for stardom but it probably won't happen as a result of this show. Overnighters got to know his blue hoodie & cap well, and he was usually the last one to go to bed. That's usually good strategy but it didn't help him. The over-the-top character he played in pre-season interviews gave him a rough start with most, but he didn't stick long enough for us (me anyway) to get to know what he's really about. My pre-season prediction: -Most likely to namedrop and be generally annoying -Subjective, but I'll take it	Won: Nothing He didn't bring much to the feeds and he seemed oblivious about how the show works, but those types are the ones who get blindsided and we always like to see that. The Aaryn & David Comedy Show was fun for a minute but all the controversy she fed took the fun out of that, so it's just as well he got gone early. Back to the beach and watching BB on the couch with mom. My pre-season prediction: -Most likely to climb on stuff and be told 'Stop that!' -Check, first night of feeds